sleezed:

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

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deadbishop:

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)

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australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

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emmi-kat:

sigmabunny:

aracuans:

Donald Trump is pre-llama Kuzco. He would probably throw somebody out a window for “throwing off his groove.” Also he wouldn’t mind kicking people out of their home for his own perfect world.

Hillary Clinton is Yzma. Her motives are questionable and she wants Kuzco gone. She’s always SO CLOSE to being in charge but never quite there. 

Bernie Sanders is Kronk. He’s somewhat aligned with Yzma but not really, and he and Yzma definitely have some tension as time goes on. Kronk doesn’t deserve this madness and just wants what’s right. 

So what you’re saying is, we need to turn Trump into a llama. That’s what I’m getting here.

A llama?  He’s supposed to be dead!

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flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

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